PhoneGod Interview Series

U.S. President George W. Bush explains how to dial
1-800-CALL-ATT

While criticized by his peers, colleges, friends, family, loved ones, associates, former drinking buddies, and perfect strangers, we at phonegod.net were still thrilled to meet with the president, if only to see how shiny his tie would be (EDITORS NOTE: It was very shiny)



Think, Mr. President.
What is seven times six?

Phone God

Good Morning Mr. President. Thank you for meeting with us.

GWB

It's a pleasure ta meet ya. 

Phone God

So, when the Federal Governmant isn't paying for a call and your redbox is broken, how do you make a collect call?

GWB

I dial down the center. I learned that from that Carrottop fellah. He's so funny. Heck, I even like to do that from that red phone in my office.

Phone God

Umm. Ok. *cough*retard*cough*. So besides following the dubious wisdom of Carrottop, why do you like calling collect?

GWB

I smile when I dial an I rave when I save. When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend. .

Phone God

Riiiight.

GW

And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything.

Phone God

Uh. yeah. Um. What the hell are you talking about?

GWB

I'm just tryin' to help. The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.

Phone God

Uh huh. Many people feel the PSTN should not be a for-profit company but rather a public utility, only charging what's required to make it operate effectively and permit for maintainance and improvement. What do you believe?

GWB

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

Phone God

Thank you. This has be....surreal.

GWB

Anytime. And don't mess with Texas.

GWB, Doing his best Nelly Impersonation
(notice bandaid)


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