Snoop
PRIzzle izzall dynamically allocated, know what I'm sayin'? A to the D to the T to the S to the E is izzall in how yo' ass order is from da beginning." Yo' ass gotta order that shit from da get go, 'n differant services are offered in da modules, know what I'm sayin'?
Phone God
Can you give me an example?
Snoop
Sho, know what I'm sayin'? When I wuz working wit Dre back in like '91, we only had mod 1 going da studio n' shit. Mod one be whack, know what I'm sayin'? That shiznit's like 1-Way In, Direct Outward Dial (DOD), Toll Terminal (fo yo Hotel n' Motel shiznit), 2-Way Combination, Dedicated Success 800, 900/976 Blockin', Toll Billin' Exclusion, Foreign Exchange (FX).
Thats that shiznit, know what I'm sayin'? I mean we wuz poor, know what I'm sayin'? We couldn't even afford mod 2, which would has at least offered Direct Inward Dial (DID) n' shit. Now we gots Mod 3 in my motheer's house, know what I'm sayin'? It's izzall that plus 1MB (POTS[plain ol' telephone service]), DID w/Call Transfer (in a 5ESS switch only), Off Premises Extension (OPX), 56 Kbps (Non-Switched LDC) (up 12 per DS-1), Call Forwardin', Call be Waitin', Caller ID (only on 2-way PBX 'n 1MB services), and 3 way callin'. I love a good 3 way, know what I'm sayin'?
That's dope. Plus yo' ass can run that shiznit off of an analog switch n' shit. Yo' ass don't has has a DMS-100. If yo' ass has a 1A ESS or a DMS-10, yo' ass're bomb diggity n' shit.
Phone God
So Snoop.. What's the real story behine ADTS-E?
Snoop
It's whack, yo n' shit. they canceled da caller id offer because that shiznit only worked sometimes n' shit. da Call Transfer World worked in some switches but not others
Phone God
Hmmm. So if ADTS-E is so problematic, why not just use ISDN PRI?
Snoop
well, PRI ain't available in izzall CO's. just digital ones."
if yo' ass're in da hood, da CO is prolly whack, not a new dms-500 like da one in my garage, know what I'm sayin'? plus, yo' ass get 24 channels in an adtse." PRI is only 23.
Phone God
I don't understand. They're both DS1's. Where does the 24th channel come from?
Snoop
Bit robbing. Each channel is capable of up 64 kbps, but yo' ass can bond channels.
Phone God
What's bit robbing?
Snoop
It's what I do to yo ass if you come in my hood after dark.
Phone God
Wha..What??
Snoop
I'm just playin' wif you, G. Bit robbing is where stead of gettin' the full 64 kbps from a channel, yo ass just be usin like 56. Ain no thang
Phone God
Now what did you mean you can bond channels? Tell me about that.
Snoop
so yo' ass gots an OPX, right? Yo' ass has like 2 channels bonded together 'n that shiznit creates da effect of an ISDN BRI a local branch office n' shit. 'n yo' ass can't put data over PRI."
Phone God
You can't?
Snoop
fo' sho, yo' ass CAN, but I can put froot loops in my gin, but I sho don't want n' shit. PRI is shiznit like that."
Phone God
Pardon?
Snoop
Ok, ISP's an shit can do it. You gotsta order that shiznit as clear channel, but PRI is fo bitches an' ho's anyhow..
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"Original Gangsta, Snoop Dogg"
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